Yeah, that's right, I'm hotter than a firecracker on the Fourth of July despite the Democrats took the House and are within a couple of contested Senate races of restoring democracy by virtue of kicking the rubber-stamping, Vladimir Putin loving, Central Committee of the Republican National Committee out of the Capitol Building and into the streets.
One has got to show some love for the new Bush Economics. Only in this healthy economy could a child predator like Mark Foley actually get a gig writing legislation to stop child predators. Here's a clue as to a good law that the GOP should have passed when they controlled Congress---------------Mark Foley is banned from using email.
Despite my apparent happiness that the Republicans are out of power in at least one chamber of Congress, there still remains the matter of the United States Senate, where the Senate races in both Montana and Virginia are too close to call despite the fact that the Democrats lead both races.
While it may appear that this dog is in heat, can anyone say 2000 again? Another potential stolen election, especially in Virginia, where a man whose campaign stafff beats people up and the candidate is, well, a racist might win through the legal process that propelled Bush to the the Presidency.
Yet, with all of this going on, the media is reporting on Brittney Spears. That's right. The eighteen year with implants has grown up to become trailer trash with two kids, married to a dancer who wants to be a rapper. K-fed, can anyone say the Eminem life story without the talent? Everywhere you go, Google, Yahoo, CNN, GOP news---I mean Fox News, and so on, all the rage is Brittney Spears is divorced.
To all those horny, single or divorced, middle-aged men going through their mid-life crisis, the news does not cater to you. If you have to be obsessed by a college-aged kid without the brainpower to rack up 100 points on the SAT, try calling up a hooker and leaving a couple hundred on the dresser, but please give us real news.
After all, it's not like we've been getting real news for the past six years. Remember those weapons of mass destruction, and no, I'm not making a cheap reference to Britney's silicon. We'd like to start hearing something in the same news category, but this time, it would be nice if it were really true.
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