It's The Fish, Stupid!

For the past several years, the political debate in this country has focused on whether or not the religious right is properly satisfied with the efforts of the Bush Administration to placate the Pat Robertson loving, bible-thumping morons who wouldn't know policy from polygamy.

That rant aside, the Associated Press has reported today that fish in the Potomac River are having a gender identity crisis, as male fish tend to develop female characteristics later in life, such as laying eggs.

Naturally, scientists attribute this phenomena to pollution. On the other hand, Jerry Falwell, while spending his days at Bob Jones University, which from this point forward shall always be referred to as BJU for the sake of humor, will probably attribute this to the expansion of gay society, which will need to be curtailed with a Constitutional Amendment banning transgendered fish from marrying one another.

Seriously, though, can one help but to notice the irony that Bush's environmental policies have contributed to mutated, transgendered fish, while his core supporters are religious zealots, who have aligned themselves with big business, such as polluters who mutate fish?